I’m the goddamn batman.

My Favorite fact today: Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Fuck was That?”

Yeah! I finished my first quarter at UC: Santa Cruz, go banana slugs!

I’ve finally got around to fixing this site up. Woohoo~!

I love dumb dogs, and I’m pretty sure this dog ends up fine.

Preparing for my dissertation defense! 1 month left.